In A Perfect Fantasy...


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  • mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential

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Avengers pick up lines: 

  • Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
  • Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
  • Clint: I always hit the bullseye... ifyouknowwhatimean.
  • Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing.
  • Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.

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Reblog if you are Niall’s Mofo.  


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I got low. I didn’t see an end so I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out. 

I got low. I didn’t see an end so I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out. 


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